It was their mission. Agent Cactus Claw (also known as Buddy, agent BB's cat) had been captured by the evil Polyphemus while on his mission to obtain a most dire item: the cyclops's tuna. Now, Agents BB and Chizu most go to the Arctic, to Polyphemus's cold, icy cave of doom, to retrieve both Agent Catcus Claw and the tuna.

In their round, blue submarine of shininess, they went off on their journey. At their arrival, they hid the submarine behind a large block of ice before entering the cyclops's homely abode. It was quite warm and comfy, but far too large for the agents' liking. After looking through the immense house, they came across a rather caveman like kitchen.

The tuna was being fried on a pan on the fire and Agent Cactus Claw was in the evil clutches of Polyphemus. With stealth, Agent Chizu ran over to the tuna and fished it out of the fire while Agent BB pursued the cyclops. But, what woe, she was spotted! Seeing that her efforts would be futile, she ran back to Agent Chizu and they made their escape, with the tuna, back to the submarine.

They popped out of the sewers in a small little neighborhood, right in front of their headquarters on Lollipop Lane. As usual, the neighbor of their headquarters, Ray Ramono, was out and about, despite the fact that it was three in the morning.

"What's that?" he asked.

Agent Chizu and Agent BB exchanged glances before they nodded and Agent Chizu ran inside with the tuna. Agent BB turned to Ramono.

"It's a lawn mower," she said.

"Really?" he asked. "Never seen one like that."

"It's new," she answered before turning back to her 'lawn mower'. "If you'll excuse me, we have some mowing to do."

Agent BB climbed back inside the submarine just as Agent Chizu came out with back-up, Agent Beansprout and Agent Ba-kanda (Agents Rabbit and Panda were on another mission involving a Russian princess and a German demon).

They returned to Polyphemus's evil lair only to find the place relatively empty. Agent BB and Agent Chizu hid in the living room of the home while the other two agents waited outside. Suddenly, the door burst open and Polyphemus and his wife, Momosportif, came into the home.

"The tuna is gone! What will we have for dinner?!"

His wife said nothing, only smiled slyly before sitting down on the couch, right in front of the coffee table Agent BB was hiding under.

Suddenly, there was yelling and shouting coming from outside the home. Polyphemus looked towards the door where everyone could hear Agents Beansprout and Ba-kanda arguing with each other. The cyclops left his beautiful wife who, despite being five times as tall as the other agents, looked like a relatively normal human. Agent Chizu snuck out after Polyphemus to aid the other agents with their newfound problem (and to stop their bickering).

Agent BB and Momosportif were alone. The giant woman looked right down into the eyes of the agent, gave her a wry smile, and winked. Stunned, the agent could do nothing as the woman disappeared into another room and came out with...Agent Cactus Claw!

She handed the cat to Agent BB and motioned towards the backdoor. The agent nodded her thanks and sprinted towards the exit. She walked into the frigid cold and began to make her way around the house, back to the submarine (which was parked a ways away).

From behind, she could hear the yells of Polyphemus. She turned around to see how the other agents were fairing and was surprised when she was a dogslead coming towards her and Agent cactus Claw. Agents Beansprout and Bakanda grabbed her and her cat and, with Agent Chizu leading the dogs, they rode away back to the submarine.

Once they were comfortable and ready, they dove back under the ice and made their way back to headquarters where they lived happily ever after (until the waffles attacked...).

THE END

Special thanks to all the people featured in this story:

- Agent BB, Russian princess

- Agent Chizu

- Momosportif

- German demon

Katsura Hoshino - creator of Allen Walker (Agent Beansprout), Yu Kanda (Agent Ba-kanda), Lavi (Agent Rabbit), and Bookman (Agent Panda)

Homer - creator of Polyphemus